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Thursday, 26 June 2014

Uruguay’s football association says that teeth marks have been photoshopped.

Fifa charges Uruguay striker with biting Giorgio Chiellini during World Cup clash

Luis Suárez appears to have bitten another opponent

Luis Suarez is a throwback to the cannibalistic tribes of the jungle and should be banned from any form of football for life. Uruguay’s captain, Diego Lugano,"Did not see" the incident and also does not see "what all the fuss is about" (and other inane observations) and should be banned from any form of football for life, if only for being an ignorant idiot. Uruguay’s football association screams that the bite marks on Chiellini’s shoulder,had been Photoshopped from the internet to discredit the player and the Uruguay team. Uruguay’s football association should be expelled from FIFA for the period of the next 20 World Cup competitions for being complete a***holes and bringing the game into disrepute. Though with the current state of FIFA and the ongoing smell of graft and corruption, Luis Suarez will probably get an "honary golden boot", Chiellini will probably be suspended for hurting Suarez's teeth and the Uruguay’s football association will probably be awarded an honary Jules Rimet Trophy for their trauma and distress.

Chairman of the FIFA Disciplinary Committee Claudio Sulser

There is already something very rotten in the world of International football administration. If Suarez walks away from this without some meaningful punishment, then biting, stomping, headbutting punching and all kinds of other assaults will become accepted practices on the football pitch, from school playing fields right through to international stadiums.